Drew and Shanes Excellent Adventure Chapter 3

Drew and Shane struggled to keep walking up the snowy mountain. They had been searching for anything that would give them money for weeks and they had hardly gained anything. Thankfully the two came across a cave which they climbed up into to rest. Unfortunitly for them the cave belonged to a Yeti who was in the back watching them, it quietly roared which they both heared and ran out. After running for a bit they both stopped upon seeing Crilly standing on a rock with his hands in his pockets. He took one hand out and waved at them saying hello and then jumped down. Drew walked forward almost out of breath.
"How did you get up here so fast?" He asked
Crilly smiled "I jumped"
He reached into his pocket and brought out a ball of light.
"I think you might need this" He said before throwing it at Drew. After it hit him his skin was returned to it's natural colour.
"My soul!" He said happily
Crilly smiled and nodded.
"Also Jeremy's still really angry that you called him cute and his fans know, maeby you should try to avoid them"
"Where are they?" Asked Shane
Crilly took a step forward "Everywhere"
They all looked at each other and thought for a moment then Drew remembered seeing an airport at the bottom of the mountain.
"What if we stole a plane and flew away?"
They both looked at him with different expressions
"I love that idea!!" Crilly yelled louder than he meant so the mountain copied him. "I can fly a plane!!"
The three slid down the mountain and had more fun than they should have, when they got to the bottom they peaked up and saw the planes but also a couple of Jeremy's fans and ducked down. Crilly looked for a plane he could steal and had his eyes set on a small red one.
"That one" He said pointing.
Crilly made his way to the plane by hiding behind other ones and waiting until the fans were looking the other way before moving to the next one. Once he got the the plane he chose he looked at Drew and Shane and motioned for them to come closer. Shane put on his brave face and put his goggles down over his eyes, grabbed Drew's hand and copied how Crilly got over. When they both got over as well Crilly opened the plane door and the three jumped in, shut the door and then Crilly used a hacker cat to start the plane while Drew wondered where he was getting all the cats from. The engine started and the plane flew down the runway and up into the air, the three cheered but it was cut short because they realized they were being chased by a guard for stealing. Crilly had an idea and flew down into a pathway beween cliffs and then did a backflip so the guard was in front of them, thankfully Falkors dragon friends were nearby and grabbed the guards plane right out of the air breaking it. Crilly flew the plane upwards and passed over the dragon and up into the air above the clouds. Just as the three thought they were safe they heard a robotic sounding voice saying exterminate over and over again, they looked back and saw a giant Dalek which turned out that it was being piloted by Jeremy who was still angry about the whole cute thing, he started shooting lazers at them and despite Crilly's best attempts at dodging all of them they were still hit and spiriled down to the ground. Jeremy opened a window at the side of the Dalek discuised as one of those bubble things and wiggled his fingers at a failed attempt to be intimidating and then wized away with all the doooeeeooo in the background.
When the three woke up they were in a field beside the crashed plane and as soon as they finished observing their surroundings they realised there was a robot dragon charging at them. The trio ran as fast as they could because it was coming for them- (wait I already did that) They finally outran it and ran into a familiar face, it was Kier, right after that Crilly noticed a cat minding it's own buisness behind Kier and being Crilly started chasing it. Shane judged him and Kier asked why he was doing that. the cat stopped at a cliffside and Crilly couldn't slow down enough and accidently kicked the cat which flew off the cliff doing backflips which would look really graceful in slowmotion and classical music and then it fell into the lake below. Crilly panicked and jumped in after it. Drew Shane and Kier peered over the edge and saw Crilly in the lake far below cuddling the cat, he noticed them and shouted.
"I found a tunnel!!!"
Drew's face lit up, he took a few steps back and then ran forward at full speed and jumped off the cliff after grabbing Shane's wrist. Kier sighed, he really didn't want to jump into the water because he'd get his hair wet but he knew he didn't have a choice so he also jumped off into the water below. Crilly swam back a few feet and hugged the cat and then threw it back up onto the cliff because he couldn't take it underwater with him. Kier felt his hair and then angerly splashed the water.
"You ok Kier?" asked Drew
"No my hair's a mess, it took ages to get it just right!" Kier took out a mirror and looked in it "And now my makeup's running!" He complained going very emo.
Crilly started laughing before he went under the water to lead them through the tunnel.
They kept on swimming but never seemed to run out of breath and when they had swam through they swam straight up and found themselfs in a cave that had a gate to somewhere with a guard sleeping in front of it, on closer inspection the guard turned out to be Wednesday 13.
"Is he sleeping? can we sneak by?" Asked Crilly quietly
Shane put on his evil face "I have a better idea"
Afterwards
"I can't believe you did that" Laughed Drew
Shane just smiled because what he did is too evil to write here, the gate Wednesday was guarding was a long hallway which led to a different part of the city. Suddenly Crilly was fangirling and when everyone looked forward they all saw an army of cats marching past.
"HAIRY BABIES!!!!!" He screamed
All the cats stopped marching and looked at him with angry cat faces and as soon as that happened he was being chased by all the cats and he was loving it, it made him feel like he was leading an army of cats into battle, he looked behind him to look at the cats and because he wasn't looking where he was going and fell into a pit of lava and the cats weren't very bright and all followed him and also jumped into the lava. The remaining three all stared at where he was with faces of Jim and facepalmed simultaneously. Soon after that Kier noticed a bar and the three went in to chill there because it had been too long since any of them tasted alcohol. The three sat at a table and ordered their drinks, Kier took out his mirror and started to fix his strawberry hair, Shane was reading through the menu and Drew started humming a song and then Crilly walked over holding onto three cats with a cat sitting on his head and joined in with the humming and then sat down beside Kier. Drew stopped humming and Shane looked up from the menu, they exchanged confused looks.
"How?" Asked Drew
Crilly smiled while stroking the cats "Nine lifes"
Shane put down the menu
"So you have nine lifes and Falkor's a dragon?" He asked
Crilly nodded
"I stopped questioning Ashestoangels a long time ago" Said Kier fixing his makeup.
The waitress came back with the drinks and asked Crilly if he wanted anything, he declined and continued hugging the cats. One of Drews favourite songs came on and he got overly excited and took a big gulp of his drink and got up to dance. Shane copied him and Kier watched from the table with Crilly. After a while Kier got so drunk that he also got up to dance and Crilly started dancing with the cats and jumping on the tables because he is Crilly and he doesn't need any alcohol to act like a hyper hamster.
After some hours the Timids were lying completely wasted on the floor and Crilly and Kier had left. Drew's vision started to go all wavy and weird and he saw a very distorted Wednesday 13 stomping towards him.
"Are you the tooth fairy?" He sort of slurred.
Afterwards they both woke up in a prison cell and Drew had a really sore head.
"How did we get here?" Asked Shane
Drew shrugged and looked around, there was nothing but a couple of empty wooden boxes in the cell, there was not even a bed. They started playing eye spy but there was nothing much to spy and they couldn't think of much else to do so they just started pacing and Drew leaned against the door which fell backwards and so did he, he realised what just happened and sat up.
"That would have been nice to know earlier" He said
Shane helped Drew up.
"What kind of prison leaves the doors unlocked?" He asked
Suddenly Wednesday 13 punched through the wall, even though there was a door right beside him but he had to prove his manlyness by breaking the wall. He carried the Timids through a hallway in what looked like a castle while making conversation with Drew and it looked like they were becoming friends. They came to the great hall of the castle and Wednesday put them down and waved goodbye then walked back. The Timids looked around and Drew noticed a big red button on the other side of the room but not Jeremy who was standing in the middle of the room in a big black cape and a helmet with Loki horns at another failed attempt at being intimidating. Drew started running across the room to get to the button.
Jeremy started wiggling his fingers at them. "Welcome to my lai-" He was cut off when Drew accidently knocked him over on his way to the button.
"I wonder what it does" He said
Crilly jumped down from the ceiling.
"Well that was easier than I expected" He said
"Crilly what does this button do?" Asked Drew
"It ends the world"
Drew took some steps back from the button and finally noticed Jeremy lying on the floor.
"Aww it's the little cute thing that took my soul once!"
"Why is he here?" Asked Shane
"Trying to be scary, also" Crilly took out his lazer cat and aimed it at a wall and fired, behind the wall was a portal. "This way"
The Timids glanced at each other and Shane went first into the portal then Drew picked up Jeremy and put him over his shoulder and also went through the portal.
"Drew, wake up"
Drew woke up to see that he was on a couch and Shane was standing beside him.
"They're almost done we'll be on soon"
"Who?"
"Ashes"
"Ohh I had a really weird dream"

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Drew, Shane and Kier are from Fearless Vampire Killers
Crilly and Falkor are from Ashestoangels
Wednesday 13 is from Murderdolls
Jeremy Thirteenth is from Snow White's Poison Bite